Monday, October 13, 2008

Is it true?



Catwalq: How come these porn stars have such great skin? Ehn, I want to look like one.

Catwalq's Aunty: Don't you know they say that sperm is good for the skin?

Catwalq: Haba! Aunty mi!!!!!!

Catwalq's Aunty: I am serious. Ask someone.

Catwalq: u mean sex? or you mean as lotion?

Catwalq's Aunty: Yes!!!

Catwalq: (rolling on the floor laughing her beautiful african derriere off)


So to you guys: Ngbo?!!!Is it true? Has anyone heard any such thing?

16 comments:

ibiluv said...

as lotion i have no idea but is sex good????

have you noticed how radiant people look when they are getting it on the regular??????

Shubby Doo said...

it’s a high source of protein so… and I think elizabeth talyor (and maybe zsa zsa gabor) swore by it… i know they use bull sperm for hair conditioner

Waffarian said...

Hehehehehehe...I have no clue...I swear by vitamin C though...

miz-cynic said...

As lotion ke.anyama.wel ppl wu get sex regularly glow truly truly

H2O-works said...

hahaha..all na photo/video editing jo...

Zena said...

So I've heard my sister, lol never tested it out though,hehheee

that's sad, I've known this since i was 14.....America's corrupt

Uber Fabulous Nigerian Girl said...

lmao....i think its true..i've heard it before. but its fattening tho...so beware!!

geisha.song. said...

catwalq, which one did she say yes to, lotion or sex?
and as a lotion, wont it smell? most people know sperm when they smell it. who wants to go around smelling like someone spilled all over them?
or is it like a mask that you leave on for 15 minutes and rinse off????
@uber fabulous nigerian girl: i think you've stepped it up a tiny notch by bringing up the option of ingesting the stuvs.

well, if it works sha... :P

Nice guy said...

lol....as lotion?!?! i havent quite heard of it b4...but maybe the constant stress relief of sex may be the reason....but then again i dont know if porn stars exceptionally have great skin.... or it may be that you have to have great skin b4 u can be a porn star

Jaycee said...

It's no wonder why my married friend's skin is so fresh. She got married last December *chuckles*

It must be the sex...

darkelcee said...

lolllll


please can i meet your aunty?

she rocks!

i really dont know if its true but i cant stop laughing here

exschoolnerd said...

iyama!!ive heard so too..dnt knw if its true sha

Allied said...

LOL... Egami... Lotion ke? LOL

FDK said...

It's not true...androgen(testosterone) causes acne(pimples).

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Anonymous said...

...please where can I buy a unicorn?