Sunday, January 25, 2009

It started out as a thought and the next thing I knew I was rolling on the floor laughing...

Cos I remembered when I still used to wear a leg brace. I went for Sunday EWS and afterwards was walking back to the car while my parents touched base with other adults at service. I noticed that some of the "main guys" were seated on a low wall by the cars conversating and that I would have to walk past them. In true fifteen year old form, I attempted to sashay past; a ridiculous idea given that I was a female teen version of Forrest Gump. I was not to be deterred. I began my move. As I approached, the conversation among the boys slowly died down as they paused to behold the spectacle that was my movement. I am guessing I would have made it too if the yeye thing had not locked at the joints and sent me flying. I just lay there while the boys jumped up and rushed over.
Long story short, don't catwalk if you have a leg brace on...

Or the time I was on the bus and wanted to flick my long weave backwards and out of my face and sent my earring flying through the window....

Or the time that I farted while laughing at a joke the School of Architecture's guest of honour said and the poor guy just went "Take it easy child"...

Or the time I was not looking and got into the wrong car in front of my dorm and scared the beejeesus out of these three guys...

Or the time I thought I would get my eyebrows waxed and ended up looking "surprised" for two weeks...

Or the time I did not know that one stupid baby had pulled my wig backwards on the bus while I was dozing and the mother was trying to find a way to push it back without waking me up and ended up knocking me upside the head when the bus jolted. I just woke up and found that people were staring at me with hands over their mouth and some hispanic woman trying to get off the bus fast. When I got out, I caught my reflection in the bus as it drove past and my wig was on backwards....

Or the day I bent down in class to pick up something and my jeans ripped....

Or the....I gotta stop, my side hurts men

20 comments:

bumight said...

LOL!

i remember almost getting into some random dude's car in front of the dorm...not once, on two occasions!

LusciousRon said...

My dear you had me in stitches before the last line.

Only you all that? na wah

Funms-the rebirth said...

Oh my....... u made me laugh!!!!!!!!! been trying to do that for days..... thanx
lol @ ur wig situation and ur "surprised look"........ lmao

pink-satin said...

lmao at looking surprised for weeks!!dem eyebrows must have been waxed high men!!!!!!!!
you tew funny

Waffarian said...

heheheheheh you've made my morning jare, abeg no vex, i don waka go another country again. no vex sis, i go halla wey i land.

darkelcee said...

Shit happens jare.

there was this guy trying to hook me up too and was forming activity . so we got talking a day like that and i start laughing and the next thing was a loud fart.kai LMAO. the guy was cute enough to pretend that he didnt hear anything.

StandTall-The Activist said...

I am still laughing here o. Though they were embarrassing moments but funny...

"I was a female teen version of Forrest Gump" Really?

miz-cynic said...

lol. someow i cant believe ur the female teen version of forrest gump

Anonymous said...

LMAO...thanks a lot. U've made my day!!

Temite said...

hahahhahahaha. that was extremely funny men. chei.

Unbiased said...

This better be your imagination and not actually events girl!! lol!!

exschoolnerd said...

bwhahahahahaha!!!! too funny!!!

lol @stupid baby

Olamild said...

Or the time I was not looking and got into the wrong car in front of my dorm and scared the beejeesus out of these three guys...


lmaoooooooooooo
that's funny

SHE said...

ROFLMAO!!!!

Very funny m'lady!!!

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

hahaha, you this babe, you are too funny.

Did that really happen on the bus? Please tell me that didn't happen. Please. Ah, Dios Mio!

Enkay said...

it's my first time here and my! am I laughing real hard!!

Especially the part with the wig placed bakwards...hehehehe! So funny!

Now let me go and read up your older posts.

Nice blog!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaahahahah! Stupid girl!

Ide.

Afrolizzie said...

buhahahaha...this is too hilarious...especially the wig part...you are officially my # 1 bestest blog..lol

He Says.... said...

lmao!! and i thought i was the only one that did foolish things way to frequently..lol

mcyriuss said...

ohmywords...i cnt stop laffing