Wednesday, September 24, 2008

WONDER, WONDER WONDER WONDER WONDER

In the beginning, it's a thing of wonder. You wonder why you find him interesting. You wonder why he finds you interesting. You wonder how long he has been interesting and for how much longer he will remain so. You wonder if that oh-so-funny joke was really intended as a joke. Or if your joke came across as so. You wonder if your laugh is too loud, his frown too real or his smile too wide. You wonder and you wonder and you wonder. And then you wonder some more why you are spending so much time wondering anyways. Because he might not have any wonders at all and you are alone in your musings. That is not a nice thing to wonder about.

In the end too, one has to wonder. Why? Why not?

The answer is simple. He is your professor and you are his student.

You both agree. Yes, there is an attraction. Yes, it is strong. Yes, it will be difficult but nothing must happen. Yes, your class reviews will be rearranged so that you are graded by the co- professor for the class. Yes, you understand. Yes, you are both sorry. Yes, yes, yes. No, he will not kiss you like you as. No, no, no.

It is over.

So why are you wondering how this all got to be heard by faculty and why you are sitting in front of the smart room about to go before the Inquiry Committee? Why?

You wonder how long it is going to take. You don't have to wonder long. They call you name.

"Mr. Bayo, we are ready for you."

21 comments:

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

First!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Bayo?
didnt see that coming
Although im pretty open mineded
because im a heterosexual I automatically assume any couple is a heterosexual one unless advised otherwise....
but where I come from (countrywise) Mr Bayo would not be waiting to speak to some disciplinary commitee he would have his ass thrown in jail.

Mz. Dee said...

2nd!!

Homosexual? Wow..

Just...Toluwa said...

mr. Bayo?
...error, cant compute!

Waffarian said...

Hahahah good one, you should have saved this one na! haba!

Unbiased said...

Catty How could you? Gay couple in class? lol!!

miz-cynic said...

Thins r not always wt they seem once again,dis confirms ur back for real.yay.iv always loved ur posts esp d one abt alhajas in ur family whr u said no long thn,im razz!

geisha.song. said...

there's no conclusive homosexual evidence here as far as i can see.
maybe i need to read it again

geisha.song. said...

i suppose i see it now. i suppose

Jaycee said...

Mr Bayo. "His" professor? He's gay right? And the professor is prob gay too...

Hmmm...no wonder.

Iwalewa McDaniels said...

wonders indeed

Naapali said...

does this mean Ms. Lagbajess is back in form.

So Mr. Bayo loves his professor, wassamata wit that?

Zena said...

Well Madam Catwalq,
You manage to do it all the time, I definitely didn't see that coming, first I thought it was the beginning of love, then I see Proffs name, the end shocked me.

Emilia said...

Ok that was so unexpected so unexpected... I agree with miss definitely on this one I made the assumption too
guilty and I admit to the crime

Allied said...

Yepa!! Profession keran, Mr. Bayo je igo. Very good Catwalq

Naija Football Fans said...

Nice blog here. Not really been leaving comments.just a silent reader. keep up the good work guys.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

oooh, scandalous!!!


NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...

maitumbi said...

In the end too, one has to wonder. Why? Why not?

Kin'shar said...

ummmm...............ok.........I guess

Jotees Trendz said...

I so didn't see that coming....lol! Good piece!

The Professor said...

Very imaginative.

bArOquE said...

a reward for loyalty...Mr.Bayo...what might he be facing the disciplinary committee for?...eh Catty?