Saturday, September 20, 2008

You have 14 messages

"Hi, this is Tayo...and Lara...and Queen(hey girl!!!!) and we are just calling to say hi (Hiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!....where have you been?). Anyways, call us, no call me (what about me? Are you the only one with number?) okay. Toodles...."

Hi, this is Tayo...call me when you get this message.

Hi, this is Tayo. Haba! Ki lo n sele?

Omo, Queen here o. Where are you?

IB. This is your friend Lara. You know, the fine one. Not the other two. I am calling to make sure that you are still alive and speaking English. I will stop by your place tonight. Abeg open the door o...unless there is com-pah-nie...wink wink...anyways, laters.

Look here, IB, what is it? where are you. Call me. Just in case you will say you don't know...It's Tayo.

Girl, please call me. I am worried.
It's me, Lara.

Girl, I just heard. I am so sorry. Where are you?

IB please where are you. I know you are getting this message. Please call me. I have been to the house and you are not there. Please let me know. It is not the end of the world. It is Queen o. Me. Queen. Please talk to one of us. I know you don't like me but that is not....

I was just saying that that is not what is important. Call me, it is Queen.

IB it is me Tayo. This is not fair o. Are you trying to make my hair fall out with worry? Eleyi o da o.

You know what, just call me. I am tired of begging you. Ah-ah, what is it?Where are you? be hiding and shit. Oya, I am sorry. Call me. Tayo

Omo you are gangsta o. Chei...and see me worrying. Call me, it is Queen

Oloriburuku ni iwo omo yiii. Odaran...call me. It is Lara.

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12 comments:

H2O-works said...

yay!!! first

H2O-works said...

ur mind can wonder sha... did something like this happen 4real?

ShonaVixen said...

any of those calls returned @ a later date???

Mogaji said...

HAHA wow! O daju men

Jaycee said...

From worry to begging to abuses...

Lol...

Just...Toluwa said...

funny how it started funny...then a lil serious and then very serious!

bumight said...

why is IB running?

lol @ "I know you don't like me but that is not...."

Chari said...

hahahaha!

but in ma mind I think IB has a very good reason for not returning those calls...

exschoolnerd said...

were those messages for u?

Allied said...

Lol.. IB o de pe won now!

NikkiSab said...

Hotline!!!!!! But i like dis line "IB. This is your friend Lara. You know, the fine one."
lol!!But did u return d calls? Hope u ok dear!

Emilia said...

I agree with shona vixen were any of those messages returned