Thursday, June 26, 2008

Blog Mongers IV

What the hell do you think you are doing?

What do you mean?

I am asking you what the hell you think you are doing?

I...

Do you know that I almost fell out of my bed with fright?!!! I thought someone was dying!

Dying! Where?! Why?!

I can't believe this shit!

What are you talking about?

What are you doing?

Wha...Oh, you mean...?

Yes, I mean...

I was rehearsing.

For what? How to wake the dead?

(laughing) noooo, now, blogville idols.

U're fucking with me.

What? You don't think I can win?

U're fucking with me.

What?

Have you heard yourself?

What do you mean?

Let's just say that if I could bottle your voice, I can bleach metal.

What?!

Ya heard me

You are mean

My dear,I am your friend. I won't lie to you. Your voice is the stuff of nightmares. Look at my hair, it is still standing.

That's gel.

Uhn uhnnnn

yeah uhn

I applaud you your faith in miracles and I know I can't stop you but please don't melt the phones with your singing. Or aren't you having to call in?

You're mean

I am just saying. I am going back to bed, please don't make me wake up screaming like a woman.

Whatever man, u're just mean

No, Catwalq, I am telling you the truth....

15 comments:

Sting said...

LOL... that was funny. "Look at my hair, it is still standing". "That's gel"

You r a hoot plus one.

bumight said...

you're contesting? this has to be interesting!

Ms. Catwalq said...

sting: hoot I am...

Bumight: no, I am not. You guys need a crash course on reading fiction. I am making fun of myself

30+ said...

Lol @ crash course on fiction.

Maybe 'cos you make it sound almost real which I guess is a good thing - kno.

Baroque said...

LMAO...crash course on fiction more like on CatysMind(ish), whats with the gelled standing hair from the crocodile voice, your tape dey coil? LOL

Sherri said...

Lol!

Zena said...

lmao

"Let's just say that if I could bottle your voice, I can bleach metal"

That is mean, but 4ny, as always u deliver

theicequeen said...

loooool! *clutching sides in laughter* bleach metal!?? hair still standing? kaaii, youre tew funny..and i actually have friends that can do this to me oh! if i start singin, theyll calmly start hiding all the drinkin glasses..arghhh! lol...fuuuny post!

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pamela said...

lol... pls, don't practice in the middle of the night ... ;-)

NigerianDramaQueen said...

LOL!!!
'If you can bottle your voice, then I can bleach metal'
If u sabi yab urself like that, I wonder how u would yab somebody else!!

Naapali said...

Unfortunately Catwalq, I will have to agree with the speaker in question. Please judge the contest instead :-)

geisha said...

speaking of people whose voices could beach metal...
i am contesting so please vote for me, gel-infusing or not!

darkelcee said...

lolll


dont worry i will vote for u no matter what.

Allied said...

Catwalq for Idol 2008...