Saturday, June 02, 2007

MY HI5 TOASTERS

HI5 cracks me up. i have received marriage proposals, girlfriend proposals and all sorts of romantic lyrics on my HI5 page. I just checked it after a while and thought to share with you some of my admirers. See, I am not really single...

HOW ARE YOU DOING,I REALLY LIKE YOUR PICS THAT IS PLACED ON HI5,I REALLY LOVE IT,ITS SHOWS HOW PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE,I NEVER KNEW THAT THERE IS STILL SOMEBODY SPECAIL LIKE YOU ARE UNTIL I SAW YOUR PICS,I REALLY LOVE THAT AND KEEP IT UP.
AM WALE BY NAME,TALL AND DARK IN COMPLESURE,I WE REALLY LIKE TO KNOW YOU MORE,BECAUSE YOU CONFUSED ME MOST.I REALLY WISH WE KNOW MORE BETTER,CAN YOU PLS CALL ME ON THIS NO (0802 xxx xxxx) OR YOU REPLY ME VIA THIS HI5 OR ON MY YAHOO MAIL BOX(xxxxxxxxx@YAHOO.COM),WAITING YOUR SOONEST REPLY.THANKS WALE


AM FRANK OBI.

AM 21 YEARS MALE.

AM FROM NIGERIA.

LIVE IN LAGOS.

AM LOOKING FOR A LOVE THAT I WILL UNDERSTAND AND SHE WILL ALSO UNDERSTAND ME.

THANKS.

FRANK.
xxxxxxxx555@yahoo.com
+234 803 xxx xxxx.




Hello,

am Obinna, 6.ft,dark in complexion, And from Nigeria.
anyway, i came across your profile and admired you, so i will want to be a
close friend to you.i will like to have ur cell number for easier commiuncation.
waiting for your reply.
Best regards,

Obinna.



saw ur picand u are not bad loook,i will appreciate if u cud pls mailmeon dis Email ID alfrexxxx@yahoo.com i really like the way u look and i will like to meet .the pic u will see on the hi5 is notmine cos i dontlike putin my pic on the internet .pls try and reply we cud talk better.
The sense I know I can not show
but with the feeling I can bear only comes with despair
When I try to see I can not tell
when its anguish or love
but with you I see only love
so when there it may not be fair
but you will always now that I will care
and when I share my thoughts
I know we will always share our love. 0805xxxxxxxx


stumbled across ur page...must have put a lot of thot into it...u seem very inspired...if u are single,not an unrepentant lesbian or serial killer or passer of bad cheques then I know this really cute guy, who is upwardly mobile, handsome, very sexy, strong willed ,single minded and soon to be the first US black president...I think u 2 should meet...

If u are interested , let me know, If not ...pls dont curse!!


Good...progress :)



Sweetie pie,

I saw ur PICTURE on the page of hi5 and u looked so cool...pretty and sexy... like a curio.., charming like comet and graceful like a goddess with those smiles that shone like the moon on her passion filled night....Has anyone ever tell u that u are beautiful?...if yes/no, I most award u the compliment cos, i cared about u with a genuine interested and helpless in confronting with ur impeccable beauty so sweet that words cannot tell the essence...hmmm! am so much interested in ESTABLISHING SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP with u. Reply

Honey I LOVE YOU --- POEM

You are a lovely star
that bestride my horizon
sweeter than the rose scent
that becons forth bee
lovely than the lily
in the mist of her softest green
perhaps with this strange pang of excitement
as soft and gent as a sigh
(in) this I craved for
leastdaresay entrapped
to be lost in the labyrinth of ur love complexities
Far away u are
standing and looking
with pairs of hypnotising smile
yet my heart felt
the warmth of your presence
touching like serenade in the air
growing with charm tender.
cause, am fascinated,
intrigued and besotted.

Engr.Barry

can u pls mail me thru. my private box: xxxxxxyyyyyy@yahoo.com and send along with ur picture and phone number to enhance my calling u ok

24 comments:

Ugo Daniels said...

Damn damn! wasuup with the dude's bad grammar and spelling. They're all looking for free show...lmao!

catwalq said...

na so I see am.
The first time I ever saw one, fear catch me no be small

ijeoma obu iheoma said...

lol.. mehn.. you are not the only one.. i eventually had to close that page.. Some messages are just ridiculous.

Nyemoni said...

LOL... All these Hi5 toasters... na wah o! Lmao!

adumaadan - Blacktinkerbell said...

oh baby, you must be very beaurriful indeed to be attracting such eh fantastic comments. lol! hi5 is hilarious

Pink-satin said...

oh all those hi5 stalkers!i know too well abt them guys sending u silly messages and proposals...there was one in london that left me his no and since i knew i was going to be visiting london i gave him a call when i got to town..omo men...you should have heard the razz voice....and then later the guyskept callin me i had to change my no for the two weeks i was visitin for.. i was like never agian...i wonder what juju they used on me that i even called him..it must have been strong

Im A Babe said...

hi5 and its razzness...sometyms i dont even bother 2 read my msgs xcept its from a hot guy or my friends.

TaureanMinx said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lol! Upwardly mobile, my complesure...Oh my

catwalq said...

@pink satin: omo u have liver o

I am Unwritten said...

lmao! "If u are interested , let me know, If not ...pls dont curse!!" hilarious!! at least he can speak english. lol.. and do u know these guys will send the same message to different girls? i swear i've seen that wale one before. lolololll

love ur blog girl!!!

Ugo Daniels said...

Feeling kinda down, so i decided to come over and get some 'laughing time'on ya page...lol!

Damn, those dudes crack me up for real! Damn!

Afolabi said...

lol....hi5 is now an avenue for toasting

Simply Gorgeous said...

This is so hilarious Catwalq. Na wow.

You see this is why I am afraid of posting any photos anywhere on the internet.

Tell us how it goes. But they sound too much like desperados, wallahi.

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

stumbled across ur page...must have put a lot of thot into it...u seem very inspired...if u are single,not an unrepentant lesbian or serial killer or passer of bad cheques then I know this really cute guy, who is upwardly mobile, handsome, very sexy, strong willed ,single minded and soon to be the first US black president...I think u 2 should meet...

If u are interested , let me know, If not ...pls dont curse!!

WTF??????????????????? is this dude for real??

יש (Yosh) said...

roflmfao! #1 is the funniest:

"...keep it up"..."complesure...I we really like to know u more"

chidi said...

lol at the guy who wrote "sweetir pie!" Be careful of most of those guys though!

Pink-satin said...

hey catwalq pls check out my page or miss okpeke's page on the upcoming blogville idol contest...Will u be interested?pls say yes!we just trying to spice up stuff on blogville....

The Last King Of Scotland said...

internet love, lol

Pink-satin said...

hey catwalq,av u checked out my page and the blogville idol page!pls do..its gonna be fun...

catwalq said...

@ Pink Satin,
I am not sure if I would be entering into the Idols thing. If I were to sing for u guys, the blogville network might crash. There is a reason why I was in charge of keeping the instruments for the choir at church

Mr.Fineboy said...

Whaaaa? Lol, I'm dead. See lyrics! funny post!

K.I.P.U.S.A said...

what with the pple. Dang ive LMAO, the grammer and lame lines. God have mercy.

Onome said...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha...am likin' d complesure and the first black U.S President(rofl, lmao)...

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