Friday, June 29, 2007

I don Tire

Rain rain go away
come again another day
catwalq has no umbrella

NEPA is a bitch. No light for three days and we don't have gen. Me I am tired of ironing my clothes one week in advance. How am I supposed to know that the air-con in the place I am going was probably once used to generate snow at one point in its existence.

Obasanjo is just shameless. And I thought he would retire and chase his chickens at his Ota farm. Which one is advisor again? Have we not suffered enough from this man's intelligence? Haba! Agbaya!

Wo, peoples, I will gist later, I need to go and collect ice block from Mama Junior upstairs. And tonight's soup. We kept some of our sturves in their freezer.I hope they have not left for church cos mumsie told me to get it like three hours ago and I just saw Sunday, drive out the car. Where there people inside the car?

26 comments:

O.šeyï said...

YAY...FIRST! Ive never been first on anyone's wall so this means alot. HAHHA... the whole freezer move was a constant when i was a lot younger. My cousin's lived down the road so we took turns.

Naij! lol. You have to love the place in all its ridiculousness. No vex ehn... use hand fan. Ndo.

exschoolnerd said...

this girl u r a case

"Rain rain go away
come again another day
catwalq has no umbrella"


I hate the rain ehn...as i am now i am drenched...plus the umbrella i carried sef...serves me right...elephant carrying umbrella meant for cockroach.

nepa is a cunt,bitch gbo gbo e...we havnt had light for like two days to...i dont even know what is there own again...they'll bring the light sometimes for like a sec and take it back...are they trying to punish us abi ki lo de.

יש (Yosh) said...

lmao @ "suffering from the man's intelligence"...I'm not in the mood for politics today sha... :-|

Such a random post, but interesting... :P

RYC: We can schedule for "seeing" the toys first, and then a separate arrangement for "sharing"... ;) What do u think!?

Bubbles said...

First time on your blog. I was reading some older posts and u r hilarious. I just couldn't stop laughing.

The post about the cat incident with tawa, that shit was funny.

chidi said...

obj is now an advisor?????? fill me in pls

boorish male said...

Just to say no be only you wey don tire for this country......

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azuka said...

I love rain. The drizzles annoy me but walking or running through a full rain is exhilarating...

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Ugo Daniels said...

Eeya, pele oo. E go betta. Who come sing that sef, abi na Tetuila.

Everyone Loves a Naija Girl said...

Sorry you don't have power. Common in Nigeria...cannot believe how many stories my dad told me of not having any light lol.

Im A Babe said...

where exactly r u??
in d states or in naija?
i thot obj wasnt ruling again.
babe u gtta xplain ur blogsss 2 ,e.

Nyemoni said...

Pele o! It is well..This is either another dream, or your in Naija for hols.. Do! You are funny as hell girl!

Anuoluwapo said...

this babe... na wa oh, abeg no kill me, i get sore throat and u wan come make i de laugh...

mehn... Gidi for you ohhhh

Pink-satin said...

i hope u got ur stuff outta their fridge o...LAWL...
that is 9ja for u..i used to be so frustrated with nepa!
I ALSO HATE RAIN

ababoypart2 said...

lol....OBJ - advisor (to who?) Alhaji Go Slow? I thought the man had a farm...lol, very funny post

catwalq said...

@oseyi: congrats on being first. I don hear about the hand fan...
@Exschoolnerd:roaches have umbrellas too? na wah o
@Yosh: u and I have some discussing to do
@Bubbles: tanksabunsch
@Chidi: I heard he is now advisor to the PDP. Baba Agbaya, instead of him to go and chase his chickens and milk his pigs or something
@Boorish: have checked it out and loved it. Hmn.....
@Azuka: i love the rain too, i just don't like getting caught in it unprepared. Rain always makes me think of my bed....
@Blogville idols: no be lie
@Ugo: na pie abi pikin nursery rhyme abi for where u take grow up
@everyone loves...: haba, where r u?
@i'm a babe, it is a long story...
@nyemoni: ma sis, how u bin dey?
@anuoluwapo: tom tom and lime. drop the tom tom inside lime and wait for it to melt. After a few licks of that potion, u r either cured or you have a nice tangy minty breath
@Pink satin: o baby, ki lo n popping
@ababyboy2: the man no wan retire. I never see the kain thing b4 o

BiMbyLaDs** said...

lolllll.. ur such a clown... lol... meen, brings back memories meen!! pele o..

vindication through innocence said...

sorry o!!!well if its raining that that much you can stay under rihannas umberella ella ella a a a!!lol!!dont mind me!!!i know the feeling!!and the worst is when you are bored and theres no light or gen!!-men- its nearing suicide!!

princess said...

You berra organise generator o! Dis is naija and generator is a neccessity even if na 'i beta pass my neighbour' type.
Nice blog.

temmy tayo said...

U sef, i don laugh tire for here o.

Naija no get part 3.

~Mimi~ said...

hold up, are you in naija or yankee?

UnNaked Soul said...

you have a new stalker... don't worry, I'll stalk at my own convenience... lol

Mrs Somebody said...

Catwalq no mind this NEPA jare.I don tire for them too.

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My 2 cents said...

I was in naija a few weeks ago and there was not light ever! I worry about Nigeria, I really do!

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