Rain rain go away
come again another day
catwalq has no umbrella
NEPA is a bitch. No light for three days and we don't have gen. Me I am tired of ironing my clothes one week in advance. How am I supposed to know that the air-con in the place I am going was probably once used to generate snow at one point in its existence.
Obasanjo is just shameless. And I thought he would retire and chase his chickens at his Ota farm. Which one is advisor again? Have we not suffered enough from this man's intelligence? Haba! Agbaya!
Wo, peoples, I will gist later, I need to go and collect ice block from Mama Junior upstairs. And tonight's soup. We kept some of our sturves in their freezer.I hope they have not left for church cos mumsie told me to get it like three hours ago and I just saw Sunday, drive out the car. Where there people inside the car?
Friday, June 29, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
ADO EKITI MEMOIRS
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I REMEMBER WHEN:
mummy will say to daddy, "please could you help me get some tomatoes on your way back?" and daddy would say "yes" and turn up a few hours later with two baskets of tomatoes that he bought at three times the actual price. the market women loved my dad and his beat up Volvo 240. We always had food in that house
Omo mummy got his head stuck in the buglary proof in our neighbour's flat when we went to sneak and check out what the new tenant had in his flat. I laughed so hard I wet myself
I got stung by a scorpion and daddy said that it was a spider from Kingdom Arachnida. He had the doctorate degree in the house and so many encyclopedias, so we were figured he was right until I started to feel drowsy and sleepy
Our three guava, two cashew and pitanga trees
Mummy wishing she had not waited one more day for her fat paw paw to ripen on the tree cos the next day, it was not there
throwing stones at the masquerade and having the boys chase me down with koboko. I barely made it into the house
Iya oyo's pounded yam and egusi with assorted meat
traveling three hours to get to Ikogosi Warms Spring, just so we could swim
knowing all the mountains and rivers in the country
knowing all the states and capitals.
Omo Mummy getting getting stuck in the guava tree after I told him to climb up and shake the branches. Mummy beat me something serious before she climbed up and brought Omo Mummy down by the collar of his shirt. He was six so he got only a spank. i got a thrashing so bad that it even hurt to fart
The king's market and Oja Okesha that only opened every seventh day
The cathedral with seven schools in its compound
Sweet Alagbon; u know the sweet made from coconut and wrapped in cellophane and tied in knots. looked like a string of stones
Our farm and my small garden where I grew two yams, six ears of corn and some ugu
The pineapples that did not bear fruit till we moved out, six years after they were planted
The onions that daddy planted and made us talk to ( he read somewhere that if you talk to your plants, they grow better) that never grew. I always told anyone that saw him conversing with his plants that he was my father's twin brother from lagos.
Catching Esunsun and frying. Mummy condemned the frying pan after that
Daddy telling Mummy that he was going to bring her a present and then showing up later with some dead wild animal. U should have heard her reaction the day he presented her with a dead python. he told us he'd clean it himself and we would see that it tasted just like fish. he and I sat outside to eat the "fish" and we were not allowed to bring it inside.
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I REMEMBER WHEN:
mummy will say to daddy, "please could you help me get some tomatoes on your way back?" and daddy would say "yes" and turn up a few hours later with two baskets of tomatoes that he bought at three times the actual price. the market women loved my dad and his beat up Volvo 240. We always had food in that house
Omo mummy got his head stuck in the buglary proof in our neighbour's flat when we went to sneak and check out what the new tenant had in his flat. I laughed so hard I wet myself
I got stung by a scorpion and daddy said that it was a spider from Kingdom Arachnida. He had the doctorate degree in the house and so many encyclopedias, so we were figured he was right until I started to feel drowsy and sleepy
Our three guava, two cashew and pitanga trees
Mummy wishing she had not waited one more day for her fat paw paw to ripen on the tree cos the next day, it was not there
throwing stones at the masquerade and having the boys chase me down with koboko. I barely made it into the house
Iya oyo's pounded yam and egusi with assorted meat
traveling three hours to get to Ikogosi Warms Spring, just so we could swim
knowing all the mountains and rivers in the country
knowing all the states and capitals.
Omo Mummy getting getting stuck in the guava tree after I told him to climb up and shake the branches. Mummy beat me something serious before she climbed up and brought Omo Mummy down by the collar of his shirt. He was six so he got only a spank. i got a thrashing so bad that it even hurt to fart
The king's market and Oja Okesha that only opened every seventh day
The cathedral with seven schools in its compound
Sweet Alagbon; u know the sweet made from coconut and wrapped in cellophane and tied in knots. looked like a string of stones
Our farm and my small garden where I grew two yams, six ears of corn and some ugu
The pineapples that did not bear fruit till we moved out, six years after they were planted
The onions that daddy planted and made us talk to ( he read somewhere that if you talk to your plants, they grow better) that never grew. I always told anyone that saw him conversing with his plants that he was my father's twin brother from lagos.
Catching Esunsun and frying. Mummy condemned the frying pan after that
Daddy telling Mummy that he was going to bring her a present and then showing up later with some dead wild animal. U should have heard her reaction the day he presented her with a dead python. he told us he'd clean it himself and we would see that it tasted just like fish. he and I sat outside to eat the "fish" and we were not allowed to bring it inside.
Thursday, June 07, 2007
GYM blues
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am in intense physical pain.
Have just completed my second day of thirty minutes on the stationary bike and thirty crunches.
I cannot feel my legs.
My spine is on fire.
I think I am going to pass out.
God is this how I am going to go?
I have not even dated my sheik yet?
What about all my world jet setting?
I have not even had the upgrade to first class on BA, Oh God why me?
Should I call my mum?
What time is it?
No, she might just kill me herself.
Yee eeeee, my thighs!!!
Mo gbe, I think I am seeing a white light.
Idiot, it is just your neighbours driving down the street
I think I have shifted my liver
*sob* I am only trying to have a flat tummy, ehn, eze okwu
Maybe if I could just detach my legs for a while, it will not be as bad.
Jesus!!! What is this?
is my hair falling out?
Why is everything dark?
Oh, sorry, have to open my eyes first.
I don't know who sent me message. All these yeye summer ads on cable. Me too, I want a bikini
Am tired of my one piece suit. Besides, I have already slashed d thing with scissors into a two piece.
I am having a headache. Hey!!! I hope I am not having a haemorrage.
U should have turned back when u walked into that gym and everyone in there was skinny. I mean, everyone else used like six other machines while they had to scrape you off the second one.
I don't even know how I walked home in a straight line
How many fingers am I holding up? First, let me move my hand up to where my eye can see it cos I cannot turn my head.
Men, I have to find a way to get my hands on that hoodia plant cos I don't think I can go through this everyday.
Why is Jennifer Lopez taking off her clothes?
Where is the remote? Oh, it has been in my left hand all this while? No wonder, i could not lift my hand.
Is this heiffer singing in spanish? Idioto! How am I supposed to understand...
Let me see what else is on
CNN...
BBC...
MTV...
Africa Magic...Jesus!!!hell no
Discovery Home... what is this? Tips for summer get togethers? Pudding? Shio. Barbecued chicken, hmn, ok, roasted corn. these yeye oyinbo people and their culinary crimes. Why will you douse corn in butter?
*sob* I am hungry
Have just completed my second day of thirty minutes on the stationary bike and thirty crunches.
I cannot feel my legs.
My spine is on fire.
I think I am going to pass out.
God is this how I am going to go?
I have not even dated my sheik yet?
What about all my world jet setting?
I have not even had the upgrade to first class on BA, Oh God why me?
Should I call my mum?
What time is it?
No, she might just kill me herself.
Yee eeeee, my thighs!!!
Mo gbe, I think I am seeing a white light.
Idiot, it is just your neighbours driving down the street
I think I have shifted my liver
*sob* I am only trying to have a flat tummy, ehn, eze okwu
Maybe if I could just detach my legs for a while, it will not be as bad.
Jesus!!! What is this?
is my hair falling out?
Why is everything dark?
Oh, sorry, have to open my eyes first.
I don't know who sent me message. All these yeye summer ads on cable. Me too, I want a bikini
Am tired of my one piece suit. Besides, I have already slashed d thing with scissors into a two piece.
I am having a headache. Hey!!! I hope I am not having a haemorrage.
U should have turned back when u walked into that gym and everyone in there was skinny. I mean, everyone else used like six other machines while they had to scrape you off the second one.
I don't even know how I walked home in a straight line
How many fingers am I holding up? First, let me move my hand up to where my eye can see it cos I cannot turn my head.
Men, I have to find a way to get my hands on that hoodia plant cos I don't think I can go through this everyday.
Why is Jennifer Lopez taking off her clothes?
Where is the remote? Oh, it has been in my left hand all this while? No wonder, i could not lift my hand.
Is this heiffer singing in spanish? Idioto! How am I supposed to understand...
Let me see what else is on
CNN...
BBC...
MTV...
Africa Magic...Jesus!!!hell no
Discovery Home... what is this? Tips for summer get togethers? Pudding? Shio. Barbecued chicken, hmn, ok, roasted corn. these yeye oyinbo people and their culinary crimes. Why will you douse corn in butter?
*sob* I am hungry
Saturday, June 02, 2007
MY HI5 TOASTERS
HI5 cracks me up. i have received marriage proposals, girlfriend proposals and all sorts of romantic lyrics on my HI5 page. I just checked it after a while and thought to share with you some of my admirers. See, I am not really single...
HOW ARE YOU DOING,I REALLY LIKE YOUR PICS THAT IS PLACED ON HI5,I REALLY LOVE IT,ITS SHOWS HOW PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE,I NEVER KNEW THAT THERE IS STILL SOMEBODY SPECAIL LIKE YOU ARE UNTIL I SAW YOUR PICS,I REALLY LOVE THAT AND KEEP IT UP.
AM WALE BY NAME,TALL AND DARK IN COMPLESURE,I WE REALLY LIKE TO KNOW YOU MORE,BECAUSE YOU CONFUSED ME MOST.I REALLY WISH WE KNOW MORE BETTER,CAN YOU PLS CALL ME ON THIS NO (0802 xxx xxxx) OR YOU REPLY ME VIA THIS HI5 OR ON MY YAHOO MAIL BOX(xxxxxxxxx@YAHOO.COM),WAITING YOUR SOONEST REPLY.THANKS WALE
AM FRANK OBI.
AM 21 YEARS MALE.
AM FROM NIGERIA.
LIVE IN LAGOS.
AM LOOKING FOR A LOVE THAT I WILL UNDERSTAND AND SHE WILL ALSO UNDERSTAND ME.
THANKS.
FRANK.
xxxxxxxx555@yahoo.com
+234 803 xxx xxxx.
Hello,
am Obinna, 6.ft,dark in complexion, And from Nigeria.
anyway, i came across your profile and admired you, so i will want to be a
close friend to you.i will like to have ur cell number for easier commiuncation.
waiting for your reply.
Best regards,
Obinna.
saw ur picand u are not bad loook,i will appreciate if u cud pls mailmeon dis Email ID alfrexxxx@yahoo.com i really like the way u look and i will like to meet .the pic u will see on the hi5 is notmine cos i dontlike putin my pic on the internet .pls try and reply we cud talk better.
The sense I know I can not show
but with the feeling I can bear only comes with despair
When I try to see I can not tell
when its anguish or love
but with you I see only love
so when there it may not be fair
but you will always now that I will care
and when I share my thoughts
I know we will always share our love. 0805xxxxxxxx
stumbled across ur page...must have put a lot of thot into it...u seem very inspired...if u are single,not an unrepentant lesbian or serial killer or passer of bad cheques then I know this really cute guy, who is upwardly mobile, handsome, very sexy, strong willed ,single minded and soon to be the first US black president...I think u 2 should meet...
If u are interested , let me know, If not ...pls dont curse!!
Good...progress :)
Sweetie pie,
I saw ur PICTURE on the page of hi5 and u looked so cool...pretty and sexy... like a curio.., charming like comet and graceful like a goddess with those smiles that shone like the moon on her passion filled night....Has anyone ever tell u that u are beautiful?...if yes/no, I most award u the compliment cos, i cared about u with a genuine interested and helpless in confronting with ur impeccable beauty so sweet that words cannot tell the essence...hmmm! am so much interested in ESTABLISHING SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP with u. Reply
Honey I LOVE YOU --- POEM
You are a lovely star
that bestride my horizon
sweeter than the rose scent
that becons forth bee
lovely than the lily
in the mist of her softest green
perhaps with this strange pang of excitement
as soft and gent as a sigh
(in) this I craved for
leastdaresay entrapped
to be lost in the labyrinth of ur love complexities
Far away u are
standing and looking
with pairs of hypnotising smile
yet my heart felt
the warmth of your presence
touching like serenade in the air
growing with charm tender.
cause, am fascinated,
intrigued and besotted.
Engr.Barry
can u pls mail me thru. my private box: xxxxxxyyyyyy@yahoo.com and send along with ur picture and phone number to enhance my calling u ok
HOW ARE YOU DOING,I REALLY LIKE YOUR PICS THAT IS PLACED ON HI5,I REALLY LOVE IT,ITS SHOWS HOW PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE,I NEVER KNEW THAT THERE IS STILL SOMEBODY SPECAIL LIKE YOU ARE UNTIL I SAW YOUR PICS,I REALLY LOVE THAT AND KEEP IT UP.
AM WALE BY NAME,TALL AND DARK IN COMPLESURE,I WE REALLY LIKE TO KNOW YOU MORE,BECAUSE YOU CONFUSED ME MOST.I REALLY WISH WE KNOW MORE BETTER,CAN YOU PLS CALL ME ON THIS NO (0802 xxx xxxx) OR YOU REPLY ME VIA THIS HI5 OR ON MY YAHOO MAIL BOX(xxxxxxxxx@YAHOO.COM),WAITING YOUR SOONEST REPLY.THANKS WALE
AM FRANK OBI.
AM 21 YEARS MALE.
AM FROM NIGERIA.
LIVE IN LAGOS.
AM LOOKING FOR A LOVE THAT I WILL UNDERSTAND AND SHE WILL ALSO UNDERSTAND ME.
THANKS.
FRANK.
xxxxxxxx555@yahoo.com
+234 803 xxx xxxx.
Hello,
am Obinna, 6.ft,dark in complexion, And from Nigeria.
anyway, i came across your profile and admired you, so i will want to be a
close friend to you.i will like to have ur cell number for easier commiuncation.
waiting for your reply.
Best regards,
Obinna.
saw ur picand u are not bad loook,i will appreciate if u cud pls mailmeon dis Email ID alfrexxxx@yahoo.com i really like the way u look and i will like to meet .the pic u will see on the hi5 is notmine cos i dontlike putin my pic on the internet .pls try and reply we cud talk better.
The sense I know I can not show
but with the feeling I can bear only comes with despair
When I try to see I can not tell
when its anguish or love
but with you I see only love
so when there it may not be fair
but you will always now that I will care
and when I share my thoughts
I know we will always share our love. 0805xxxxxxxx
stumbled across ur page...must have put a lot of thot into it...u seem very inspired...if u are single,not an unrepentant lesbian or serial killer or passer of bad cheques then I know this really cute guy, who is upwardly mobile, handsome, very sexy, strong willed ,single minded and soon to be the first US black president...I think u 2 should meet...
If u are interested , let me know, If not ...pls dont curse!!
Good...progress :)
Sweetie pie,
I saw ur PICTURE on the page of hi5 and u looked so cool...pretty and sexy... like a curio.., charming like comet and graceful like a goddess with those smiles that shone like the moon on her passion filled night....Has anyone ever tell u that u are beautiful?...if yes/no, I most award u the compliment cos, i cared about u with a genuine interested and helpless in confronting with ur impeccable beauty so sweet that words cannot tell the essence...hmmm! am so much interested in ESTABLISHING SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP with u. Reply
Honey I LOVE YOU --- POEM
You are a lovely star
that bestride my horizon
sweeter than the rose scent
that becons forth bee
lovely than the lily
in the mist of her softest green
perhaps with this strange pang of excitement
as soft and gent as a sigh
(in) this I craved for
leastdaresay entrapped
to be lost in the labyrinth of ur love complexities
Far away u are
standing and looking
with pairs of hypnotising smile
yet my heart felt
the warmth of your presence
touching like serenade in the air
growing with charm tender.
cause, am fascinated,
intrigued and besotted.
Engr.Barry
can u pls mail me thru. my private box: xxxxxxyyyyyy@yahoo.com and send along with ur picture and phone number to enhance my calling u ok
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