Monday, April 23, 2007

YAR'ADUA HAS WON THE ELECTIONS
PEOPLE HAVE DIED, BRIBES EXCHANGED AND NUMBERS FALSIFIED. I AM JUST HAPPY THAT IT WASN'T ATIKU THAT WON. THAT GUY JUST WANTED TO DISGRACE THIS COUNTRY, WHOEVER HEARD OF A VP GOING AGAINST HIS PRESIDENT IN A DEMOCRATIC COUNTRY? SUCH BS BETRAYAL, YOU WOULD EXPECT IN THE MILITARY ( NOT THAT BABA IYABO WAS SPECTACULAR BUT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THAT THERE IS A CODE AMONGST THIEVES)

SO ATIKU WAS ROYALLY PISSED....GIBBERISH ABOUT HOW THE ELECTIONS WERE DESIGNED TO FAIL http://www.guardiannewsngr.com/policy_politics/article01 ETC. BABA GO AND SIT DOWN AND FIGURE OUT HOW YOU ARE GOING TO SETTLE ALL THE PEOPLE THAT CONTRIBUTED TO YOUR CAMPAIGN BASED ON THE MONETARY GAINS YOU PROMISED. I WISH I COULD BE A FLY ON THE WALL DURING HIS NEXT PARTY MEETING. AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT DISCUSSING THE HIRE OF AN ASSASIN TO BUMP OFF YAR'ADUA, I GUESS IT WILL BE SPECTACULAR.

THE FUNNIEST NEWS I HAVE FOUND SO FAR ARE THESE RESULTS:

Yar'Adua scored 24, 338, 063 OK, SO WHAT NEXT. PLEASE GOD HELP THIS COUNTRY O

Vice-President Atiku Abubakar of the AC got 2, 637, 848 votes. MWAAHHH MWAAHHH LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. NOPE... STILL LOL LOL LOL

Rev. Chris Okotie of the Fresh Democratic Party (FDP) 24, 049; NOW I NEED OXYGEN COS MY CHEST HURTS. AM ON THE FLOOR CRAWLING ALL OVER THE PLACE. THIS GUY IS SO RIDICULOUS. LMAAO ( LAUGHING MY AFRICAN ARSE OFF)

Dr. Osagie Obayuwana of the National Conscience Party (NCP) polled 8, 229. EEYAH...WHERE IS GANI FAWENHINMI? HOPE HE IS NOT STOMPING HIS FEET AND THROWING A TANTRUM. HE IS FAMOUS FOR SUCH SHENANIGANS

SO THIS GUY YELTSIN IS DEAD...U KNOW THE RUSSIAN GUY...EX-PRESIDENT... FORGET IT, AM NOT SURE EITHER WHETHER HE WAS GOOD OR BAD BUT NOW HE HAS CHECKED OUT

THE BRITISH GUY WHO WAS KIDNAPPED HAS BEEN RELEASED. I THOUGHT LIKE HIS COUNTERPARTS WHO GOT PICKED UP IN IRAN, HE WOULD HAVE SAID THAT HE SUDDENLY FOUND HIMSELF IN NIGERIAN WATERS. U KNOW THESE DAYS, BRITISH AIRWAYS HAS STARTED DROPPING OFF THEIR PASSENGERS ONE BY ONE INTO THE ATLANTIC AND FOR SOME REASON, ALOT OF THEM ARE FINDING THEMSELVES IN THE NIGER DELTA. DAG ON PARACHUTES.

I AM ABOUT TO GRADUATE O. I HAVE NOT BEEN BLOGGING MY PERSONAL LIFE FOR A WHILE COS I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SORT A LOT OF THINGS OUT.
I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED

5 comments:

ExcitedJade said...

wao...am loving ur blog..this is my first tme and u know what.. u're too much.. keep it up

pepe said...

Only one thing puzzles me about the elections. Who was the random number generator?

U know, the guy that sat down with a pen and A4 paper and went like; Lets see, hmmmm, PDP 24636663.
Oh no, too many sixes. 24638063 now thats better.

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catwalq said...

@ excitedjade: welcome. checked out your blog and commented too.

@pepe: tried to comment on yours but could not access it.
However, who ever the guy is and irrespective of what he did, i am loving the numbers that say Atiku did not get in

ijeoma obu iheoma said...

wow.. nice blog.. love the way you write. I tried not to engage myself too much with this election.. Because i was bound to become irate.. and even more disturbed than i am about the Nigerian electoral process

chidi said...

the election were crap. to show that it was rigged, how come yar'dua won when from everything i heard, everybody hated PDP???? really God help our country