where have u been?

Moi: (taking the phone from the househelp) Hello

CO: Hi, it's me...Chinedu

Moi: Oh Hi...long time

CO: (chuckles)

Moi: What is so funny?

CO: You are.

Moi: ( suddenly very irritated) U called me for jokes? Where on earth have u been? What do you want?

CO: I...

Moi: If you have nothing to say, I am very busy.

CO: Wait, I am sorry. I am trying to explain myself here.

Moi: For what?

CO: (sighs) Look, I was a complete asshole. I was a bit scared....I did not know what else to do and when the opportunity presented itself to leave for a while I took it.

Moi: Uhm-hmn

CO: I need to see you. We cannot talk over the phone. We need to...I need to talk to you. I have to explain myself

Moi: I am very busy besides I am not at home

CO: Really? cos I just saw your mum and she said that you were in.

Moi: I am not at home for you to come and see me. And since when did mumsie start talking to you. She does not like you...

CO: Uh...she said...

Moi: Like I said, I am not home.

CO: (silence)

Moi: (silence)

CO: (silence)

Moi: If you are not going to say anything, I have to go. Have got stuff to do.

CO: (sighs) Look XXXXX.... I just want to know how you are doing.

Moi: Well, I am no longer pregnant if that's what you want to know.

CO: I know that... XXXXX, u're not making this easy

Moi: Then why are you calling? Do you expect us to pick up where you left off or what do you take me for? I am not making this easy? #@%& you!!!!!

CO: (voice rising a bit) I am just trying to fix this!

Moi: Fix what? But you already did when you left! It was fixed loud and clear when you treated me like you did Suzy and all those your other LAG girls...

CO: (silence)...

Moi: (silence)

CO: I am sorry.

Moi: (voice shaking) Chinedu, it took me a long time...I cannot do this right now. I don't want to see you. please do not call me. don't speak to anyone that lives in this house with me. If you see me coming, avoid me. If our friends ask, tell them I offended you and we fought...tell them whatever you like. I don't care at this point. I am tired and i barely made it through with my sanity intact.

CO: XXXXX....

Moi: ( I hang up)

( then I lock myself in my room and cry for four hours. Till mum comes home and I have to help prepare pupsie's dinner)

I saw Chinedu today. WTF? Where has he been? He disappeared without saying goodbye. I heard he was in the states and then I heard that he was in the UK.
After he graduated he just faded. I saw him at the cyber cafe. I almost passed out when I did. he was speaking to some chick who was obviously fresh out of secondary school and begging for attention. I saw him first and tried to beat a hasty retreat. He saw me and waved. i fled.
Why am i acting so stupid?

What happened to Daniel Schutzmann?

Any fans of Footballers Wives out there?

Does anyone know what happened to my sweet, sweet Brit playing an Italian?

I was so hooked on this guy. I bought Seasons 1-3 only to find out that he does not return after the second season and neither does Nathan Constance and his wife donna nor chardonnay and Jason Turner

Bummer.

Zoe Lucker's Character Tanya Turner is still there so I guess there is some sort of consolation

YAR'ADUA HAS WON THE ELECTIONS
PEOPLE HAVE DIED, BRIBES EXCHANGED AND NUMBERS FALSIFIED. I AM JUST HAPPY THAT IT WASN'T ATIKU THAT WON. THAT GUY JUST WANTED TO DISGRACE THIS COUNTRY, WHOEVER HEARD OF A VP GOING AGAINST HIS PRESIDENT IN A DEMOCRATIC COUNTRY? SUCH BS BETRAYAL, YOU WOULD EXPECT IN THE MILITARY ( NOT THAT BABA IYABO WAS SPECTACULAR BUT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THAT THERE IS A CODE AMONGST THIEVES)

SO ATIKU WAS ROYALLY PISSED....GIBBERISH ABOUT HOW THE ELECTIONS WERE DESIGNED TO FAIL http://www.guardiannewsngr.com/policy_politics/article01 ETC. BABA GO AND SIT DOWN AND FIGURE OUT HOW YOU ARE GOING TO SETTLE ALL THE PEOPLE THAT CONTRIBUTED TO YOUR CAMPAIGN BASED ON THE MONETARY GAINS YOU PROMISED. I WISH I COULD BE A FLY ON THE WALL DURING HIS NEXT PARTY MEETING. AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT DISCUSSING THE HIRE OF AN ASSASIN TO BUMP OFF YAR'ADUA, I GUESS IT WILL BE SPECTACULAR.

THE FUNNIEST NEWS I HAVE FOUND SO FAR ARE THESE RESULTS:

Yar'Adua scored 24, 338, 063 OK, SO WHAT NEXT. PLEASE GOD HELP THIS COUNTRY O

Vice-President Atiku Abubakar of the AC got 2, 637, 848 votes. MWAAHHH MWAAHHH LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. NOPE... STILL LOL LOL LOL

Rev. Chris Okotie of the Fresh Democratic Party (FDP) 24, 049; NOW I NEED OXYGEN COS MY CHEST HURTS. AM ON THE FLOOR CRAWLING ALL OVER THE PLACE. THIS GUY IS SO RIDICULOUS. LMAAO ( LAUGHING MY AFRICAN ARSE OFF)

Dr. Osagie Obayuwana of the National Conscience Party (NCP) polled 8, 229. EEYAH...WHERE IS GANI FAWENHINMI? HOPE HE IS NOT STOMPING HIS FEET AND THROWING A TANTRUM. HE IS FAMOUS FOR SUCH SHENANIGANS

SO THIS GUY YELTSIN IS DEAD...U KNOW THE RUSSIAN GUY...EX-PRESIDENT... FORGET IT, AM NOT SURE EITHER WHETHER HE WAS GOOD OR BAD BUT NOW HE HAS CHECKED OUT

THE BRITISH GUY WHO WAS KIDNAPPED HAS BEEN RELEASED. I THOUGHT LIKE HIS COUNTERPARTS WHO GOT PICKED UP IN IRAN, HE WOULD HAVE SAID THAT HE SUDDENLY FOUND HIMSELF IN NIGERIAN WATERS. U KNOW THESE DAYS, BRITISH AIRWAYS HAS STARTED DROPPING OFF THEIR PASSENGERS ONE BY ONE INTO THE ATLANTIC AND FOR SOME REASON, ALOT OF THEM ARE FINDING THEMSELVES IN THE NIGER DELTA. DAG ON PARACHUTES.

I AM ABOUT TO GRADUATE O. I HAVE NOT BEEN BLOGGING MY PERSONAL LIFE FOR A WHILE COS I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SORT A LOT OF THINGS OUT.
I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED