Monday, March 02, 2009

Porn Connoisseur

As someone who has been entertained, fascinated and puzzled by the adult film industry, I must pose some questions; and they are some that only few might be able to answer.

1.There is this genre of porn that is shot at parties where people have sex in full view of a crowded room. The female participants typically appear more intoxicated than their male partners. In any case, their performance is cheered on by their equally alcohol indulged audience.
My question: I have noticed that the audience is ninety percent of time, made only of men. I now then wonder, is the girl there to service them all and if so, what could possibly inspire you to be where twelve men (at least, and here, i am undercounting) have just recently been? How do you que up to fuck someone? And how can you just stand around watching two people paint the floor and furniture with bodily juices?

2. Asian porn. Females that look adolescent and sound infantile.
My question: Why would anyone watch someone who looks like a child? It looks to me like what I imagine child pornography to be and I am always sickened. I am never sure whether to call the police or not.
Even more alarming is material that comes out of South East Asia. It is either the women look like they are being forced or not even aware that they are being filmed.
The one, I saw from the middle east freaked me out. The girl was begging to go. She kept trying to keep her hijab on and the man was pulling at it and pushing her around. I did not understand what she was saying but from her body language, I could see the resistance. I could go no further than a minute. I emailed teh cybertipline but who knows. After all, it was porn and they could have been acting. And it was not American material so jurisdiction issues would have been an issue along with the possibility of having that girl in trouble based on their sharia laws.


3. Tera Patrick.
My question: How do I get a body like hers? I swear, that woman is fine and looks like a kindergaten teacher.

4. African Porn
My question: Where are the good ones? It is either they are ridiculous or they all look like they need to take showers. I once saw a clip involving a white girl and a pygmie. I nearly died laughing. I can't even describe what it was about.

22 comments:

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

lol havent seen any good african porn, in fact im not too keen on pron most of it just seems ridiculous i mean who wants to suck someones d*kk for 60mins?

bumight said...

ok, im off to google "Tera Patrick"

#4 and #2 could be based on what stereotypes people think of when they think "African" or "middle eastern" LOL!

TDVA said...

trust u to have an opinion on porn! U could be a porn movie reviewer, only u might have to say nicer things. Missed u catwalq.

TDVA said...

u sure u can't describe that pigmy sturvs? U for try now, we want to laugh too ;)

scribble,me.free said...

yay ur back!

1. not just porn, this goes down for real in some parts of Soho. it's like they take the strip club a little further...public lap dances with penetration...disgusting..but it happens

2. it gets worse..case in point 2 girls 1 cup

3. Hello!

4. Never seen African porn actually...heard it's hilarious

miz-cynic said...

which one be african porn o....i once saw one where a dog was f...ing a woman and she was having multiple orgasms.

The Activist said...

Watching a child Porno only pointed to how sick the person(s) are

Sugabelly said...

For some reason, I only watch white porn. African porn disturbs me. seriously. I don't know maybe it's because it feels too close too home whereas white porn is detached.

ibiluv said...

lol

used to dislike porn

i guess it's cos i can never watch it like i would a movie-i cant watch a woman get banged for 30mins........

not my idea of entertainment

online clips are a-ok for me-i can stay away from anal clips and watch only what interests me-moreover-there ARE 10 second clips so its all good!!!!!!!!

had to google Tera...she's hawt.....how about you do what she does...thats how she got her bod!!!!!!!!!!

bArOquE said...

1. I saw one where the other people were not quite the audience, they were actually partying...it was simply ridiculous. I was busy wondering WTF the idea was instead of watching the thin white barechested fool with a bow tie fuck one old looking girl

2. You so got it right, child porn...with their flat asses & small cunts, they do more of cry for pain than enjoy the shag

3. Tera Patrick who? never heard of her...

4. i clicked a pigmie link for curiosity sake...wasnt funny, it was sick...are we saying african porn or black porn? now i'm confused...to be clarified by further investigation

bArOquE said...

-i dont fancy anal porn
-i'd rather not watch white folks
-i dont like all the spittle & dick action
-i hate seing spunk being swallowed
-girl on girl action doesnt work for me
-deep throat is crap
-double penetration is rubbish

however, i love squiters NOT PISSERS oh

Cattie, see as your post has brought out our legs...LMAO

Waffarian said...

What's your problem with Asian women? I think they are very sexy...and feminine.

I like all those old fashioned porn that has story line and all...with slow music, etc. Heheheheheheeehe. That, I can manage to watch like 5-20 mins, depending on "why" I am watching it.

Shubby Doo said...

i wanted just going to write lol but then i saw u had written Tera Patrick...woman i completely agree...

m1ke said...

what can i say. used to be a porn freak but i quit. however, blacks get very wild in porns.......... don't enjoy white porns.

africa entertainment plus sports said...

There was this porn movie shot right here in Naija some years back, and to legitimise it, it was conceptualised as sex education.Pretty much normal people in it as well,but I'm not sure if they're still in it anymore.

Anonymous said...

It helps if you realize that porn is also acting. You know, ready, set, action! And from time to time, the director will shout, cut! In orgy porn, I bet a lot of editing has to be done to fasten the pace. The few I’ve seen are so boring. Do you notice the idle men spanking the monkey while waiting their turn? There must be an easier way to make money! Anyway, my point is, the sex is so separated from intimacy that it might well be described as acting or sexual athletics! And yes, women seem to need to be more stoned to take part.
Asian porn is not bad, although I suspect that some of the movies are products of American sex tourists! Child porn is actually rare since it is illegal and is sanctioned in the biggest market for porn (US of course!). Don’t let the slim Asian physique fool you, they are pros. Unlike American porn, their tits are real! Sometimes, they may be amateurs and that drama you see is actually a relief from the usual coke induced monotony. Most of the Middle East s##t is acted, don’t let them fool you.
Never watched Tera before but I’ve been to her Wikipedia page. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tera_Patrick. Not bad for a former playmate.
There is an xxx video club that used to sell Nigerian porn but it’s out of stock now. There are a few amateurish clips floating around but they are so funny. The last one I saw, this skinny retard of a guy came in ten seconds flat. Your best bet is black American porn; they are pros, even if they talk too much.
Is it just me or are most porn going anal?
Ah! The joys of being anonymous. I can’t imagine admitting to watching porn without the cover. But let’s face it, sex as an entertainment sport should be left to the pros.

FineBoy Agbero said...

You are here talking about porn when roforofo politics is going on behind ur back?

Anyway, u've been served!

NigeriaPolitricks.com said...

dis girl, u've been watching too much ashewo movies! get ur mind outta the gutter!!

Anonymous said...

black porn is cool. but african porn? yet to see one sha.

L-VII said...
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Xoxorobia said...

I will be posting some great African porn links ...the Ghana and South African porn are widely available

mcyriuss said...

never seen an african porn..ild like to thobtw, those Asiatic people and all deir porngonewronglookinlikebabies porn gilrs, i cnt understnad