Monday, October 13, 2008

Is it true?



Catwalq: How come these porn stars have such great skin? Ehn, I want to look like one.

Catwalq's Aunty: Don't you know they say that sperm is good for the skin?

Catwalq: Haba! Aunty mi!!!!!!

Catwalq's Aunty: I am serious. Ask someone.

Catwalq: u mean sex? or you mean as lotion?

Catwalq's Aunty: Yes!!!

Catwalq: (rolling on the floor laughing her beautiful african derriere off)


So to you guys: Ngbo?!!!Is it true? Has anyone heard any such thing?

16 comments:

  1. as lotion i have no idea but is sex good????

    have you noticed how radiant people look when they are getting it on the regular??????

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  2. it’s a high source of protein so… and I think elizabeth talyor (and maybe zsa zsa gabor) swore by it… i know they use bull sperm for hair conditioner

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  3. Hehehehehehe...I have no clue...I swear by vitamin C though...

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  4. As lotion ke.anyama.wel ppl wu get sex regularly glow truly truly

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  5. hahaha..all na photo/video editing jo...

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  6. So I've heard my sister, lol never tested it out though,hehheee

    that's sad, I've known this since i was 14.....America's corrupt

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  7. lmao....i think its true..i've heard it before. but its fattening tho...so beware!!

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  8. Anonymous3:43 AM

    catwalq, which one did she say yes to, lotion or sex?
    and as a lotion, wont it smell? most people know sperm when they smell it. who wants to go around smelling like someone spilled all over them?
    or is it like a mask that you leave on for 15 minutes and rinse off????
    @uber fabulous nigerian girl: i think you've stepped it up a tiny notch by bringing up the option of ingesting the stuvs.

    well, if it works sha... :P

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  9. lol....as lotion?!?! i havent quite heard of it b4...but maybe the constant stress relief of sex may be the reason....but then again i dont know if porn stars exceptionally have great skin.... or it may be that you have to have great skin b4 u can be a porn star

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  10. It's no wonder why my married friend's skin is so fresh. She got married last December *chuckles*

    It must be the sex...

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  11. lolllll


    please can i meet your aunty?

    she rocks!

    i really dont know if its true but i cant stop laughing here

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  12. iyama!!ive heard so too..dnt knw if its true sha

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  13. LOL... Egami... Lotion ke? LOL

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  14. Anonymous5:44 PM

    It's not true...androgen(testosterone) causes acne(pimples).

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  16. Anonymous7:48 PM

    ...please where can I buy a unicorn?

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