So i went and got out...
the yam
chopped peppers and onions
corned beef
seasoning
and came up with
Then instead of repeating that the next day, I decided I wanted some fake pounded yam
So I burst out the frozen package of ewedu and shoved it in the blender
Put water on fire (and some blended crayfish and seasoning in the ewedu)
and warmed some of the old fish stew
So my okele making skills still have a long way to go...this is at the beginning o before some of you start making noise
But if you put the saucer (or whatever you use to scoop the meal) in hot water and pat the whole thing down after it's all done, u end up with...
So all in all
Rice+ stew+ fish+dodo= A-
Yam + Corned Beef Stew = A+
Fake Pounded Yam= C+
Ewedu= A+
Fake Pounded Yam + Ewedu= B-
Catwalq after eating all this food = quite useless
And thru it all my sink was....
Please feel free to make yourself a plate....
ahn ahn! Catwalk y u dey wicked person like dis? c as ma longer throat don resurrect. I s'pose dey diet, mercy us a beg
ReplyDeleteoh girl..you mean o..how u go dey torture man like dis nah...my apt don over flood with saliva..lol..abeg, you fit send me invite make i come follow you chop..na beg i dey beg o !
ReplyDeletedude y u be acting like this now ah ahn not kewl o , im hungry joooooo
ReplyDeleteand you no invite person? na wa for you oh!
ReplyDeletedamnnnn catwalq does it like that?
ReplyDeleteI'll holla
10 in the morning and I'm starving
ReplyDeleteffo
ReplyDeletehad iyan at 'white house' today. M'dear, you 'ave a Nigerian market next door?
ReplyDeleteDammm I dey go cook...Never tot of making ewedu...I will certainly be making that this weekend...
ReplyDeletethe first stage of that ur fake pounded yam looked very discouraging but the end product justified the time spent...
Ah, e wa ri babe yi! If you know how I used to eat yam and corn beef eh! My throat is scratching! I have yam upstairs but no exeter (that's the best corn beef around here).
ReplyDeleteMehn....I will report you oh!
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ReplyDelete@ibilola: no be my fault o...biko no vex. wetin u wan chop make I go cook am?
ReplyDelete@Ozymandias: I dey free saturday evening. Carry your bele come...
@bhookey: sorry o. I am so not sorry
@D.O.G: I try
@Waffarian: I no know say you dey house....my sister, come now
@Jinta: go to work jooo, so you can earn money for the ingredients and I can cook your own...
@Omodudu: which one is "FFO" again? What does that mean?
@Laspapi: No, I have bobo E, who drives me on a saturday morning to the farmer's market...
@Afrobabe: Aaaah, ewedu is the fastest soup to make. men, I am working on my okele-making skills. still don't have it down pat
@Solomonsydelle: report me to whom? hahahaha. if you are nice to me maybe I will make you some *wink*
@Unknownblogger: have been there...it was ok
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ReplyDeleteAh! Catwalq I'm reporting you to my dietician!! See what you made me do!
ReplyDeleteIt is now confirmed!! You have totally lost it. ROTFWL!!!!
ReplyDeleteNot bad. not bad at all!!!!
It makes me what to cook. I just might go on a pottage making spree tonight!!!
@ laspapi.
ReplyDeleteThat was not fair. You cant just drop the name white house like that. I am suddenly hungry. lol!!
Short of getting on a plane i guess i just have to go cook. Damn!! I cant work!!
Ewedu & 'swallow', my favorite and that's where I show my skills best.
ReplyDeleteYour food looks sexy!
*gulp*
all looks sumptious...especially the yam and corn beef thingie!
ReplyDeletelol...:D
ReplyDeleteNow I want some plantain and rice..with fish stew thank you very much..
I am loving the way you threw it down there. The marriage offer is still open o..
ReplyDeleteKITTY-CAT WHEN DO I COME FOR DINNER AND WHAT WILL U BE MAKING? AHHH AM AT WORK, NOW MY TUMMY IS SCREAMING FAKE POUNDED YAM AND EGUSI.
ReplyDeleteU WICKED OHH.
Ah ah, sister me, my share nko?
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ReplyDeleteu jus dey make pesin hungry anyhow
hiss
:P
Yee pa!! Catwalq what is this???
ReplyDeleteSee as I just dey salivate for here... This is torture, you should have put a warning right on top of this post.
Kai, the food looks yummy! You try.
Made the minced meat and yam...deli----cious!...I used fresh mince meat though as i feel corn beef is blended too much and leaves nothing to chew..
ReplyDeleteYam and corned beef...correct! Dunno about all that Malt business tho.
ReplyDeletelmao... you want make i dey hung abi?! ur an unserious human being.. omo i'm about to call u... malt sucks.. na cranberry u for carry wash am down oh...
ReplyDeleteHUNGER...
ReplyDeleteI swear this dining halls are liked forced diet. i can't eat the food. and now you tempt...
o o da...(you're not good!)
@Omodudu: We had FFF where I come from o. Be manufacturing slang there and accusing me of not paying my kpako dues. Don't let me spank you...
ReplyDelete@Mrs. Somebody: What do you expect when you did not update? I had to channel my frustrations elsewhere
@Unbiased: i think I will use my remaining yam for just that. Don't mind Laspapi o, see how he is throwing the correct one in my face when he knows that I love Buka food.
@Yosh: Pele ehn, no worries, your food is being brought by UPS
@Exschoolnerd: ose jare. how bodi jare?
@Pamelastitch: oya dey market now?
@Atutupoyoyo: so culinary skills are all I need to be a good wife and companion? Hmnnnnnnn
@Lighty: Aaah, when do you get off? I want to experiment with some Thai food. I feel that my skills have to extend beyond stew-based meals...
@Nwanyi Ocha: wey your address make I send am via DHL? Wheesh one you want sef?
@Mona: my sister, no vex
@Aijay: am sorry o. Next time, I will put a bright red warning sign...
@Afrobabe: minced meat vs corned beef...must experiment
@Fineboy: so you are still around. You cannot eat until you update.
@Overwhelmed: Cranberry juice ko, grape wine ni. I talk say I get constipation?
@Omo Obanta:Pele. U have to find someone with a kitchen and get to work. Unless of course you are trying to diet by starvation
Scrumptious :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by my blog !
Wa sere, girl! O se. You know make hunger growl for my tummy. I've got a tuber of yam and some corn beef in the kitchen. It's time to fire it up!!
ReplyDeletewicked u!
ReplyDeleteDis na punishment o. Nutritional torture and emotional abuse. Ah ah.
ReplyDeleteAbeg, if you wan invite us to party, talk, make we come chop.
So you know how I can gain a few pounds and you are hording it abi. you go meet me for bedroom for night...
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