So, like 23 years ago on this day; a thursday I think and at 5.00 am in the morning, I arrived on earth, disoriented and exhausted.
Since deciphering that the worn out woman inspecting my limbs was my mother, the man who was scared to carry me was responsible for my arrival and that he intended to follow up on his performance with a male child whom I would try unsuccessfully to send back, I can comfortably say that at 23 I have been blessed with the best of experiences.
My tears have been the best.
My laughter has been the best.
My journeys have been the best.
My friends ( the real ones) have been the best.
My dreams have been the best...for me.
I am 23. Officially. Today. Oct 4th.It sounds odd.
Have homework to do.
firstiiiiiiies! happy birhtday dear...and many yrs more to come. lol@ trying to send ur brother back...i wanted to exchange mine for a sister. i actually wondered why we couldnt just pick a girl up from the nursery instead...
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday girl. Na your picture be that damn. The bust eh dey make my mind run wild o!. No tempt me this morning.
ReplyDeleteBabe im so late, but happy birthday all the same!!! u should have shown ur face na?????
ReplyDeleteubong na breast go finish you o!!!
Happy Birthday to you my dearest catwalq, many happy returns. I dig your blogs, they are really cool
ReplyDeletehappy happy birthday. your picture is fantastic. i can only imagine what the rest of you looks like.
ReplyDeletethe age 23 holds fond memeories for me. i was 23 ages ago...
Happy Birthday my dear.. ur blog is always a good read.
ReplyDelete"May the most u desire be the least u receive" (said in my best mantra-tone)
Candy
happy bday in arrears missy
ReplyDeletelove,
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happy birthday babe
ReplyDeletelong life
plenty property
O ya, Everybody join the chorus
ReplyDeleteHappy baffday to yooo-oo
Happy baffday to yoo-oo
Happy baffday to you, Catwalq.
Happy baffday to yooo-oo
We wish yuu
Many happy returns of da day
Long life and prosperity
Hip, hip, hip! Hooray!
Hip, hip, hip! Hooray!
Hip, hip, hip! Hooray!
Much love.
Nimmo
HAPPY BUFFDAY CATWALQ!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWaow!23????You are just too smart for your age.
Happy Birthday from NaijaLive
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday darling...
ReplyDeleteyou be small girl oh! (this one suppose pain you) hen. wetin u want to? bodily harm? that turns me on you know *wink*
I wish you all the best of GREAT things, and God Peace! what r u doing today?
your guy atuts never show oh. na who loff u pass na? hen? accusing me of divided attention. *hisssssssssssss*
ReplyDeletenext time be bold enough to show ur naughty looks... I DARE YOU!!!!
ReplyDelete:-P
Happy birthday gal! Hmmm, kept hoping you would turn your head in the picture.....but alas, its just a picture! All the best this year.
ReplyDeletee never still show for here oh!
ReplyDeleteCatwalq I hae a confession to make:
ReplyDeleteAt 23. I had my "First Orgasm and 2nd fuck" , had my first major rejection "Woman Matter", met "An Angel" dated my "First Girlfriend" was "Seduced by a friend". Nna 23 was a good age for me o.
I blogged about all these. That was the year I was spoilt rotten by women.
Happy bday gurl!
ReplyDelete!!!!Happy Birthday!!!!
ReplyDeleteB xx
Happy Birthday Gurl. Wish u all the best...
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Love...
ReplyDeleteMay all ur wishes come true. I wish u may more years of joy,good health and prosperity....
Stay blessed. x x
Lol @ Ubong.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday babes.
Have a fab day!
Happy Birthday
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, girl. Hope you had a good one...
ReplyDeleteI like the way your tv remote control is sitting side by side with your homework. Looks familiar...
I hope i'm not late.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday dear.
Why don't you want us to see your face?
Happy belated buffday catwalq...why you no show ur ya face na. I no say you be foine gal, eh!? Haha
ReplyDeleteHope you had a blast sha. One!!
çok güzel bir site.
ReplyDeletedis one dat remote control( i tink ????) get prominence on top paper, u sure say na hmwk u dey do? lol
ReplyDeleteenjoy d burfday week ma sista!
UnNaked you suppose know say me and Cat get secret location now. As u dey demo for here we are making music behind the scenes :-)
ReplyDeletecatwalq...
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Dear!! (Even tho i am late on saying so.
ReplyDeleteHAPPEY BIRTHDAY!! WISH YOU MANY MORE FUN FILLED AND BEST EXPERIENCES!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Catwalq...your blog and cigarettes get me through the day.
ReplyDeleteSorry this is late..
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SWEETS!!!
i ope u had a fab day..wish u all d best...thots moi.
Lagbajess, Happy belated birthday at this joint!
ReplyDeletedaayuum, slapping one 360° with all these temptations, na waya o!
Lotsa love
Happy Blated Birthday
ReplyDeletehappy birthday girl! love the braids...
ReplyDeleteI came late dearie but happi Buffday all the same!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy urself...you wont be 23 for too long!
kitty catwalq, happy belated darling. more years to come and mos def more best of years. enjoyyyy!
ReplyDeleteHappy Belated Birthday...Hope it was a fun-filled day...if it wasn't...make it one this weekend! ciao!
ReplyDeleteHappy B daY gIRRRL
ReplyDeleteHappy buffday, happy baftday, happy beerday.
ReplyDeletemay the Lord fill your days with joy, success and fond memories..and thats my prayer for you.
..Mwuahhhh.
make sure you do something nice..(maybe after your homework is done)
love TT, aka toyintomato aka bomb sheller aka international gbeborun aka mrs talk-talk..heheh
i love it, i'm late but its never REALLLY late, Happy birthday!
ReplyDeleteOne of my friends had his birthday today too...I mean yesterday 4th
ReplyDeletehappy Birthday gurl, hope u had fun
Thanks to everyone and their wishes.
ReplyDeleteIt beat not having a party, what with all of u stopping by.
Thanks so much
Nappy Birthday Babes..
ReplyDeleteForgive me Catt
Am terribly late...
You deserve better...
But you know our love is of that rarest kind. You and me.
And you have you skin in that shade that I like too much...
enjoy!!
HAPPY BELATED OH!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Belated Birthday to you...
ReplyDeleteSorry its coming late...
You are someone who has brought laughter to a lot of pipoz life especially on BlogVille...May you also find pipo who will do the same everywhere you go...
Happy birthday Catwalq. I simply haven't had the bandwidth dear to see you more often. How was the day? 23 is such a fine age to be..
ReplyDeletewhat did i miss??? Happy Birthday in arrears...
ReplyDeleteHappy belated Birthday Catty
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY
ReplyDeleteHi.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you had three blogs. Your recent link made me realise it. Well, here I am to wish you a happy belated birthday.
I had checked your other blog, off and on, but found you hadn't posted...well, I had no idea you had this one!
I wish you had kept a wordpress blog. Its so easy to keep in touch, there is a blogsurfer which lets you know when people post, and also you can check the response to comments without going to the blog!
Yet, people stay on blogger, I don't know why!!
Anyway, a very happy birthday to you catwalq.
Regards, Nita.
I didn't see this post or I'd have wished you a happy birthday on time.
ReplyDeleteNow as to your question, the answer (from my point of view) is this: people don't have to write comments on your blog for you to know that they are reading it. If I gauged the amount of traffic to my blog by the number of comments I get, I would assume that people don't read my shit. Same way, I am writing not so that people would comment, but so that people would take something with them. On the other side of it, I don't always have to respond to everyone's comments because (and this is a lesson I've learnt over the course of writing the blog) I'd end up wasting a lot of precious time arguing with people who frankly don't want to be convinced of anything.
Same applies to Jeremy. At least we talked about it the last time we met up.
Pele love, Happy belated birthday. May the rest of your years be the best of your years.
ReplyDeleteBelated Happy Birthday!!!! Hope you enjoyed youself.
ReplyDeleteNow, UPDATE Academie or I shall write you into a gang bang scene in a post.
happy birthday in arr-i-y-a-s
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